"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
Game Of Thrones gets auto-tuned and it’s goddamned delightful.
I am fucking jumping up and down and nearly crying this is so cool
THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.
I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.
Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on.
By “people,” I guess Neville thought Ron meant the Dark Lord.
Go big or go home
emma watson covers elle magazine april 2014